1 00:02:40,687 --> 00:02:42,892 - Znaš, ja obično ne zavaravaj se, draga, 2 00:02:42,893 --> 00:02:44,127 ali moja žena je na Havajima 3 00:02:44,128 --> 00:02:46,399 a ako ne dobijem neki prije zalaska sunca, 4 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,306 Mogu se slomiti u bubuljicama. 5 00:02:49,307 --> 00:02:52,247 I Bog me zna nisam mogao to podneti. 6 00:02:54,886 --> 00:02:56,890 - Oh, imaš velikog psa. 7 00:02:58,026 --> 00:03:00,966 - Oh, zar ne brini za tog psa. 8 00:03:03,205 --> 00:03:06,712 Da, imate pravo na šutnju, 9 00:03:06,713 --> 00:03:08,749 mada bih te voleo da viknem malo. 10 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:10,520 Sve što kažeš. 11 00:03:10,521 --> 00:03:12,925 Može biti protiv vas. 12 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,864 - Oh, tako si jak! 13 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:16,969 - Oh, dušo, da! 14 00:03:16,970 --> 00:03:18,204 - Tako si veliki! 15 00:03:18,205 --> 00:03:20,576 Oh, tako mi je drago što si žena je na Havajima! 16 00:03:20,577 --> 00:03:22,982 - Oh, i ja, devojko, uradi to, o, da! 17 00:03:22,983 --> 00:03:24,217 - U redu! 18 00:03:24,218 --> 00:03:25,687 Hej, šta, hajde, stavi pištolj, 19 00:03:25,688 --> 00:03:26,889 baci jebeni pištolj. 20 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:27,827 Hajde. - Bacite pantalone, pozorniče! 21 00:03:27,827 --> 00:03:28,762 - Hajde, to je napunjeno. 22 00:03:28,763 --> 00:03:29,764 - Bacite pantalone, pozorniče 23 00:03:29,765 --> 00:03:31,567 - Prokletstvo! 24 00:03:31,568 --> 00:03:32,404 Hajde! 25 00:03:32,404 --> 00:03:33,404 - Baci ih! 26 00:03:34,608 --> 00:03:37,815 Sada, dolje koljena, pozorniče! 27 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:41,055 Sada laji kao pas! 28 00:03:41,056 --> 00:03:42,393 - Hajde! - Idi! 29 00:03:43,228 --> 00:03:44,229 Glasnije! 30 00:03:44,898 --> 00:03:45,833 Glasnije! 31 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:46,803 Hajde, daj mi velikog psa! 32 00:03:46,803 --> 00:03:47,803 Veliki pas! 33 00:03:54,285 --> 00:03:55,621 - Hoćeš da se igraš grubo? 34 00:03:55,622 --> 00:03:56,624 Ja ću te naučiti kako igrati grubo! 35 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:57,560 Hoćeš da laješ kao pas? 36 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,495 Pa, jebaću te kao psa! 37 00:03:58,496 --> 00:03:59,899 - Sklanjaj se s mene! 38 00:04:01,302 --> 00:04:02,770 Hoćeš da se igraš grubo? 39 00:04:02,771 --> 00:04:04,074 - Silazi iz tog jebenog auta 40 00:04:04,075 --> 00:04:05,043 pre nego što te pobedim kao pastorak! 41 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:06,713 - Sići ću, momče, loš sam! 42 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:07,982 Ja sam loš b-a-capital D! 43 00:04:07,983 --> 00:04:09,018 - Ne, čoveče, uzmi auto! 44 00:04:09,019 --> 00:04:09,954 Uzmi auto! 45 00:04:09,955 --> 00:04:11,056 - Uzeću sve što imaš! 46 00:04:11,057 --> 00:04:12,460 - Uzmi devojku! 47 00:04:16,435 --> 00:04:20,111 - Ne znam ko si ti jesu, ali volim te! 48 00:04:41,926 --> 00:04:44,666 Ne mrdaj, ne mrdaj! 49 00:04:51,714 --> 00:04:53,250 - Spasio si mi život. 50 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,821 - Ne, dušo, spasila si mi život! 51 00:04:54,822 --> 00:04:56,057 Zar ne razumiješ? 52 00:04:56,058 --> 00:04:57,226 Prije 30 sekundi Bio sam krovopokrivac, 53 00:04:57,227 --> 00:04:59,832 jebeni krovopokrivač živi u Canoga Parku. 54 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,338 Sad sam bogat, imam najbolje izgleda beba na svetu 55 00:05:02,339 --> 00:05:05,879 i vozim prah iz 1960 plavi Buick kabriolet! 56 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:06,881 - Da! 57 00:05:07,984 --> 00:05:09,788 - Samo, to je samo početak bebe! 58 00:05:09,789 --> 00:05:11,224 Woo! 59 00:05:11,225 --> 00:05:13,395 to je samo početak, dušo, to je samo početak! 60 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,665 Vidim da dolazi! 61 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:16,669 nejasno je, nejasno je, ali vidim da dolazi! 62 00:05:16,670 --> 00:05:18,039 Pogledaj moje pinkie twitching! 63 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,375 Gledaj, biće veliko 64 00:05:19,376 --> 00:05:20,678 Biće veliko! 65 00:05:20,679 --> 00:05:22,215 - Volim velike! 66 00:05:22,216 --> 00:05:23,418 - Da, dušo, veliki! 67 00:05:23,419 --> 00:05:25,389 Velika stara vila sa bazenom! 68 00:05:25,390 --> 00:05:26,325 - Na Beverli Hilsu? 69 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,527 - Da, na Beverly Hillsu, dušo. 70 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:28,730 Sa velikim starim teniskim terenom, 71 00:05:28,731 --> 00:05:30,935 veliki stari Vuk asortiman za kuvanje. 72 00:05:30,936 --> 00:05:33,909 - Sve dok je to veliki razlog kao što rekoh, volim velike! 73 00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:35,444 - To je zato što si i ti loš! 74 00:05:35,445 --> 00:05:36,581 To je sudbina, dušo! 75 00:05:36,582 --> 00:05:37,984 - Oh, to je ljubav na prvi pogled. 76 00:05:37,985 --> 00:05:40,623 Oh, to je Karma, dušo, mi smo loši! 77 00:05:40,624 --> 00:05:42,495 - „Ljubav na prvi pogled. 78 00:05:42,496 --> 00:05:44,432 „Bio je krovopokrivač. 79 00:05:44,433 --> 00:05:46,503 „Radio sam u vrtni centar. 80 00:05:46,504 --> 00:05:48,073 „Upoznali smo se na pauzi za ručak 81 00:05:48,074 --> 00:05:51,480 “i mi smo na neki način izmijenili tok života jednih drugih. 82 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:52,984 "Čuješ za to, čitaš o tome, 83 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:56,426 "ali čovječe, oh, čovječe, kada se to desi, vau! 84 00:05:56,427 --> 00:05:58,129 „To je kao ti vežite pojas 85 00:05:58,130 --> 00:06:00,369 "i sačekaj za vožnju." 86 00:06:11,894 --> 00:06:12,730 - Izvikni! 87 00:06:12,731 --> 00:06:13,797 - Osamdeset pet! 88 00:06:13,798 --> 00:06:14,634 - Da! 89 00:06:14,634 --> 00:06:15,469 - Devedeset! 90 00:06:15,470 --> 00:06:16,838 - Ooohhh, da! 91 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:18,009 - Devedeset pet! 92 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,714 Shvatio sam,ouuu! 93 00:06:22,051 --> 00:06:23,052 Bingo! 94 00:06:33,042 --> 00:06:34,844 Hajde dušo, dođi tati. 95 00:06:34,845 --> 00:06:36,582 - Dolazim! 96 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:37,585 dolazim! 97 00:06:44,033 --> 00:06:44,835 - Prokletstvo! 98 00:06:44,836 --> 00:06:45,837 Loši smo! 99 00:06:45,837 --> 00:06:46,773 - Da, jesmo! - Loši smo! 100 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:49,010 Ja sam loš a ti si prelepa! 101 00:06:49,011 --> 00:06:49,914 - Loš sam! 102 00:06:49,915 --> 00:06:51,115 Ja sam loš! 103 00:06:51,116 --> 00:06:53,654 Ja sam žensko Robin Hood! 104 00:06:53,655 --> 00:06:55,424 - A ja sam fratar jebote! 105 00:06:55,425 --> 00:06:56,761 Oh, prokletstvo! 106 00:06:56,762 --> 00:06:58,531 Imamo li sreće ili šta? 107 00:06:58,532 --> 00:07:00,102 Pogledajte svu ovu odeću! 108 00:07:00,103 --> 00:07:02,207 Pogledaj kako je ovo crveno! 109 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:04,111 - Crvena je moja omiljena boja! 110 00:07:04,112 --> 00:07:05,447 Pa, obuci ga za tatu, dušo, 111 00:07:05,448 --> 00:07:08,320 i budi đavo uvek si bio! 112 00:07:08,321 --> 00:07:09,723 Zoot odijelo! 113 00:07:09,724 --> 00:07:11,560 Ovo je zoot odijelo! - Dušo, ja sam veliki crveni đavo! 114 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,097 - Prokletstvo! 115 00:07:13,098 --> 00:07:16,740 Oh, tata, hoćeš izgledaš tako dobro u tom odijelu! 116 00:09:45,373 --> 00:09:46,843 - O, Bože, dušo, 117 00:09:46,844 --> 00:09:48,011 moraš mi to obećati sad kad sam te nasao, 118 00:09:48,012 --> 00:09:49,515 nikad me nećeš pustiti. 119 00:09:49,516 --> 00:09:52,187 Obećavam da hoću volim te zauvek i zauvek 120 00:09:52,188 --> 00:09:54,024 svim srcem i svu moju dušu. 121 00:09:54,025 --> 00:09:55,027 - Da! 122 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:55,897 - Da! - Vidiš, kažem ti, 123 00:09:55,898 --> 00:09:57,131 Ja sam vidovit, znao sam. 124 00:09:57,132 --> 00:09:58,768 Neki ljudi zovu to je osećaj. 125 00:09:58,769 --> 00:09:59,606 - Da! 126 00:09:59,607 --> 00:10:01,108 - znaš, 127 00:10:01,109 --> 00:10:02,410 kao da te jebe kurac se uspravi. 128 00:10:02,411 --> 00:10:04,349 To je kao ljubav, dušo. 129 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:05,318 Vau! 130 00:10:05,319 --> 00:10:06,553 Kad sam te upoznao, Bože. 131 00:10:06,554 --> 00:10:08,591 - Pričaj mi o tome Opet stvar s kurac! 132 00:10:08,592 --> 00:10:10,362 - Kakav ti je kurac? 133 00:10:10,363 --> 00:10:11,631 - Oh, reci mi. 134 00:10:11,632 --> 00:10:13,068 - Hm, dođi ovamo. 135 00:10:14,539 --> 00:10:18,548 Ooh, osjeća se mekano i mokro i toplo, kao kod kuće. 136 00:10:23,993 --> 00:10:24,994 Da! 137 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,442 Zapamtite plan I ti pričao o? 138 00:11:30,443 --> 00:11:31,378 Uh, vidiš to? 139 00:11:31,379 --> 00:11:32,613 Vidite kako mi se mali prst trza? 140 00:11:32,614 --> 00:11:34,049 Imam ovu psihičku sposobnost, 141 00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:35,252 počinje da se kreće 142 00:11:35,253 --> 00:11:35,922 -Sa mnom sada. - Šta je to? 143 00:11:35,922 --> 00:11:36,857 šta je to? 144 00:11:36,857 --> 00:11:37,792 - Pa, to je samo trudnoća. 145 00:11:37,793 --> 00:11:39,261 Ne mogu vam tačno reći. 146 00:11:39,262 --> 00:11:39,963 Prolazi kroz njega siva materija mog uma. 147 00:11:39,963 --> 00:11:40,799 - Da? 148 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,268 - Oh, moj Bože! 149 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,204 - Da, da, šta je? - Uzmi olovku, uzmi olovku! 150 00:11:43,204 --> 00:11:43,940 Počinje da se izrezuje 151 00:11:43,941 --> 00:11:45,141 na oui-gee 152 00:11:45,142 --> 00:11:45,877 - daska mog mozga. - Šta je to? 153 00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:46,712 Reci mi! 154 00:11:46,712 --> 00:11:47,647 - Oh, moj Bože! 155 00:11:47,648 --> 00:11:48,983 To je, to je, to je, to je... 156 00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:49,819 Vidite li to? 157 00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:50,654 Vidite li to? 158 00:11:50,655 --> 00:11:51,923 - Šta? 159 00:11:51,924 --> 00:11:52,625 Reci mi, reci mi! - To je 10 miliona dolara 160 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:53,595 cijena! 161 00:11:53,595 --> 00:11:54,429 To je sve što će koštati! 162 00:11:54,429 --> 00:11:55,132 To je 10 miliona dolara! 163 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,100 10 miliona dolara! 164 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:56,668 - Možemo to, možemo to! 165 00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:57,469 - Kako? 166 00:11:57,469 --> 00:11:58,305 - Oh, Bože! 167 00:11:58,305 --> 00:11:59,273 - Reci mi! 168 00:11:59,273 --> 00:11:59,976 - Oh, čekaj, evo ga dolazi. 169 00:11:59,976 --> 00:12:00,944 - Šta? 170 00:12:00,945 --> 00:12:02,179 - Oh, bulji kroz mene. 171 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,516 Oh, moj Bože, dolazi kroz moju kičmu. 172 00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:04,551 - Šta je to? - Evo ga u mojoj glavi! 173 00:12:04,552 --> 00:12:05,387 Pow! - Šta? 174 00:12:05,387 --> 00:12:06,222 - Imam pismo! 175 00:12:06,223 --> 00:12:07,290 Zapišite to! 176 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,428 - Šta? - To je v, to je v! 177 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,665 - Vagina. 178 00:12:10,666 --> 00:12:12,602 Vagina, da, to je dobro! 179 00:12:12,603 --> 00:12:13,539 To je dobro. 180 00:12:13,540 --> 00:12:14,808 Oh, dobio sam još jedno pismo. 181 00:12:14,809 --> 00:12:15,777 Čekaj, sačekaj, Osećam da dolazi. 182 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,612 Osećam da dolazi! 183 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:17,447 - Hajde! 184 00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:18,283 - To je e! 185 00:12:18,283 --> 00:12:19,119 - E! 186 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,353 - To je e! 187 00:12:20,354 --> 00:12:22,592 Vana, Vana, piši prokleti e dole. 188 00:12:22,593 --> 00:12:24,262 Čekaj, imam drugo, imam još jedno! 189 00:12:24,263 --> 00:12:25,899 - Šta je to? - To je g, to je g! 190 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:28,371 Definitivno je g! - G, dobro! 191 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:30,543 - Dobro, da, da, ovo je stvarno dobro! 192 00:12:30,544 --> 00:12:31,812 Čekaj, imam još jednu! 193 00:12:31,813 --> 00:12:33,316 Imam još jedan, evo ga dolazi, evo ga dolazi. 194 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,585 Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj. 195 00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:35,422 Prokletstvo, evo ga! 196 00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:36,991 To je a! 197 00:12:36,992 --> 00:12:39,096 - A, a, uh, apokaliptično! 198 00:12:40,032 --> 00:12:41,100 - Da, to je dobra reč. 199 00:12:41,101 --> 00:12:42,402 To je dobra riječ, apokaliptično. 200 00:12:42,403 --> 00:12:43,806 U redu, sad čekaj na, poslednji. 201 00:12:43,807 --> 00:12:47,080 To je, to je, o, Bože, ja sam malo se vrti u glavi. 202 00:12:47,081 --> 00:12:48,016 - U redu, daj mi. 203 00:12:48,016 --> 00:12:48,751 - Malo mi se zavrti u glavi. 204 00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:49,586 Evo ga. 205 00:12:49,586 --> 00:12:50,421 Dolazi. 206 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,258 To je rojevi. 207 00:12:51,258 --> 00:12:52,092 šta je to? 208 00:12:52,092 --> 00:12:52,928 To je s! 209 00:12:52,928 --> 00:12:53,762 S! 210 00:12:53,763 --> 00:12:54,797 - To je s, s! 211 00:12:54,798 --> 00:12:56,568 Sex! 212 00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:57,404 Sex! 213 00:12:57,405 --> 00:12:58,605 Spelujte, sročite! 214 00:12:58,606 --> 00:12:59,708 Šta je to čarolija? 215 00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:03,384 V-E-G-A-S, Vegas! 216 00:13:05,255 --> 00:13:06,323 Woo! 217 00:13:06,324 --> 00:13:07,894 Jebeni Vegas! 218 00:13:39,398 --> 00:13:40,501 - Zdravo, dušo. 219 00:13:42,605 --> 00:13:44,443 - Treba li ti prevoz? 220 00:13:47,751 --> 00:13:49,553 Dan tvog vjenčanja. 221 00:13:49,554 --> 00:13:51,291 Mora da ste uzbuđeni. 222 00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:54,731 jesi li dobro? 223 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,939 Izgledaš tako lijepo. 224 00:13:59,944 --> 00:14:01,447 - Reci joj da ti se sviđa njena haljina. 225 00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,949 - Sviđa mi se tvoja haljina. 226 00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:04,153 - Radi na točkice. 227 00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:05,824 - Volim točkice. 228 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,033 Znaš, imao sam polku tačkasta haljina jednom. 229 00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:13,006 Bila je to maturska haljina bila je moja matura. 230 00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:14,877 I imala sam najslađeg dečka 231 00:14:14,878 --> 00:14:16,113 - Ništa kao ja, draga. 232 00:14:16,114 --> 00:14:18,885 Bio je sladak skoro kao Harry. 233 00:14:18,886 --> 00:14:21,192 Pa, možda čak i malo slađi. 234 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,763 Da, lepo smo se proveli, 235 00:14:23,764 --> 00:14:27,172 kupio pakovanje od šest komada pivo, malo trave. 236 00:14:29,009 --> 00:14:32,517 Nismo čak ni napravili to na maturalnu. 237 00:14:32,518 --> 00:14:34,187 Ah, tek smo počeli pijenje i pušenje 238 00:14:34,188 --> 00:14:35,691 a onda, sljedeće što si znao, 239 00:14:35,692 --> 00:14:37,962 završili smo sa tetovažom salon tetoviranje. 240 00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:39,198 - Da, u stvari, 241 00:14:39,199 --> 00:14:40,001 Imao sam neke cipele za tenis na točkice 242 00:14:40,002 --> 00:14:41,469 kada sam bio mali dečak 243 00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:42,706 i tu je bila jedna devojka koji je živeo pored mene, 244 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,209 sad ne znam da li bila je obučena na nošu, 245 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:46,013 ali nekada smo se igrali doktora svo vrijeme i moj boze, 246 00:14:46,014 --> 00:14:48,620 Kunem se da bi zveckala svaki kad sam joj dao pregled. 247 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,956 Ulazi ovamo. 248 00:14:52,997 --> 00:14:56,504 - Znate, i ja sam ih imao cipele na točkice mislim. 249 00:14:56,505 --> 00:14:57,873 Da! 250 00:14:57,874 --> 00:15:00,045 - Kad smo već kod točkica 251 00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:03,252 moja prijateljica polka jednom prošarao auto. 252 00:15:03,253 --> 00:15:06,393 Da, sigurno mi nedostaje onaj stari auto na točkice. 253 00:15:06,394 --> 00:15:07,662 Ja sam zapravo nekada imati štene na točkice 254 00:15:07,663 --> 00:15:09,800 koji je nagazio od konja na točkice, 255 00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:11,871 koji se zaista slomio moja prva žena, 256 00:15:11,872 --> 00:15:16,348 ali ah, to je drugo priča za tebe draga. 257 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,285 - Ja sam Cecelia, a ovo je Harry. 258 00:15:18,286 --> 00:15:19,422 - Zdravo. 259 00:15:19,423 --> 00:15:21,962 - Veoma smo drago mi je da smo se upoznali. 260 00:15:37,129 --> 00:15:40,669 - Čekaj i ti cekajte ceo zivot 261 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:44,010 da dođe pravi čovek, 262 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,514 spasiš sebe, 263 00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:50,524 onda jednog dana postoji neko tamo dole na kolenima 264 00:15:50,525 --> 00:15:52,530 tražeći da se udaš za njega. 265 00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:56,672 I iako on to nije najveća riba u ribnjaku, 266 00:15:56,673 --> 00:15:59,945 odeš i kupiš se lepa venčanica 267 00:15:59,946 --> 00:16:02,052 i krenite u Vegas. 268 00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:07,864 I usput kaže ti on ima ovaj problem, 269 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,670 on ima ovaj mali problem 270 00:16:10,671 --> 00:16:14,245 on je držao a tajna celog života. 271 00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:19,155 I gorim sa iščekivanjem 272 00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:22,062 a ja vam kažem da nije zbog pustinjske vrućine, 273 00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:25,337 to je zato što jesam spašavao sam sebe. 274 00:16:27,809 --> 00:16:31,985 I tako kažem u svom najljepšem glas koji se sprema udati 275 00:16:33,389 --> 00:16:37,231 „Pa, pričaj mi o svom problem, dušo." 276 00:16:39,803 --> 00:16:41,373 I on to pušta. 277 00:16:45,081 --> 00:16:46,518 Mislim naglas. 278 00:16:49,558 --> 00:16:52,465 Mislim, on zapravo rekao mi je. 279 00:16:54,502 --> 00:16:55,838 - Šta je bilo, dušo? 280 00:16:55,839 --> 00:16:57,276 Možete nam reći. 281 00:16:59,079 --> 00:17:00,148 - Rekao je... 282 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,085 - Da? 283 00:17:04,993 --> 00:17:05,994 - Da on... 284 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:08,834 - Da? 285 00:17:11,207 --> 00:17:13,612 - Rekao je da ne može... 286 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:16,786 - Šta? 287 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:17,621 Dići se? 288 00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:18,456 sta? 289 00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:19,291 - To nije smešno! 290 00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:20,126 - Pa, izvini, ja... 291 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:20,962 - Ne govori to. 292 00:17:20,962 --> 00:17:21,797 To nije smiješno. 293 00:17:21,798 --> 00:17:23,066 Rugaš mi se. 294 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,536 - Izvini, nisam mislio kako je zvučalo. 295 00:17:24,537 --> 00:17:26,006 To se samo desi nekim momcima. 296 00:17:26,007 --> 00:17:27,543 nikad mi se to nije desilo, lično, ali dešava se. 297 00:17:27,544 --> 00:17:29,113 - Rugaš me. 298 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:30,182 - Ne, ne zezam te. 299 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,418 Ja... žao mi je. 300 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,935 - Ako neko nije vodi ljubav sa mnom 301 00:17:38,936 --> 00:17:41,173 u narednih pet minuta, 302 00:17:41,174 --> 00:17:43,646 Prosut ću sebi mozak. 303 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:44,848 - Oh, Isuse Hriste! 304 00:17:44,849 --> 00:17:47,188 - Ne mogu više da izdržim! 305 00:17:49,358 --> 00:17:50,627 - Gospođo, spustite pištolj. 306 00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:53,334 - Molim te, povuci ovo auto gotov odmah, 307 00:17:53,335 --> 00:17:56,374 inače ću prosuti mi mozak. 308 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,544 - Da, gospođo. 309 00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:21,998 Pa, pa, šta ti misliš? 310 00:18:21,999 --> 00:18:23,802 Mislim da će ona da joj iznesem mozak? 311 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:24,804 - Da. 312 00:18:25,807 --> 00:18:27,577 - Kako to znaš? 313 00:18:27,578 --> 00:18:29,415 - To je ženska stvar. 314 00:18:30,618 --> 00:18:35,028 - Oh, pa šta dođavola da li treba da radimo? 315 00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:37,133 - Samo minut. 316 00:18:40,373 --> 00:18:43,980 slušaj, dušo, sve će biti u redu. 317 00:18:43,981 --> 00:18:45,350 Ja ću biti moj dečko je stigao 318 00:18:45,351 --> 00:18:47,856 i on je zaista dobar ljubavnik. 319 00:18:47,857 --> 00:18:50,896 On će voditi ljubav sa tobom, sve će biti u redu. 320 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:51,898 U redu? 321 00:18:53,202 --> 00:18:55,607 Da, ok, hajde idemo. 322 00:19:03,525 --> 00:19:05,328 - Šta se dešava? 323 00:19:05,329 --> 00:19:06,932 - Sređeni smo. 324 00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:08,302 - Šta je dogovoreno? 325 00:19:08,303 --> 00:19:09,806 - Pa ti, ona... 326 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:11,543 - Oh, nemoj ni govoriti. 327 00:19:11,544 --> 00:19:12,911 Mora da se šališ. 328 00:19:12,912 --> 00:19:14,182 - Ma daj! 329 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,658 Hajde, dušo. 330 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:22,601 Ako ne možete to učiniti za nju, uradi to za mene, molim te? 331 00:19:22,602 --> 00:19:23,936 - Da, ali, ali, ali... 332 00:19:23,937 --> 00:19:25,776 - Kao posebnu uslugu. 333 00:19:37,234 --> 00:19:39,506 Ok, u redu je, u redu je. 334 00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:03,927 Da, gospođo. 335 00:20:23,404 --> 00:20:24,439 - Ne mogu. 336 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,943 Jednostavno ne mogu. 337 00:20:25,944 --> 00:20:27,813 - U redu je, gospođo. 338 00:20:27,814 --> 00:20:30,286 Bio sam malo ukočen i moj prvi put. 339 00:20:30,287 --> 00:20:32,724 To je veoma ljubazno od vas da to podijeliš sa mnom, 340 00:20:32,725 --> 00:20:36,066 ali postoji još jedan razlog zašto ne mogu. 341 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:42,112 Nije zato što ne nalazim privlačan si, jer ja to činim. 342 00:20:42,113 --> 00:20:43,115 Zaista znam. 343 00:20:45,054 --> 00:20:46,289 samo to, 344 00:20:47,893 --> 00:20:51,232 pa, imam ovo malo mali problem nasljeđivanja 345 00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:52,469 prvo riješiti. 346 00:20:55,142 --> 00:20:57,613 Moj dragi tata, pre nego što je umro, 347 00:20:57,614 --> 00:21:01,557 stavio je ovu malu klauzulu u svom testamentu koji je rekao: 348 00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:06,901 "Dragocjena, dušo" eto šta volio je da me zove, Precious. 349 00:21:09,508 --> 00:21:13,416 Rekao je: „Ako to želiš deset miliona dolara nasljedstva 350 00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:15,453 "to ti dolazi, 351 00:21:15,454 --> 00:21:19,129 „pa, postoji samo a par sitnih odredbi 352 00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:23,606 „koje siguran sam da neće izazvati imate bilo kakav problem." 353 00:21:23,607 --> 00:21:25,610 - Sad, da pogodim, gospođo... 354 00:21:25,611 --> 00:21:27,949 A, moraš biti oženjen. 355 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,896 I B, moraš biti a djevica u tvojoj bračnoj noći. 356 00:21:53,339 --> 00:21:56,078 ♪ Ljubav i novac, ljubav i novac 357 00:21:56,079 --> 00:21:59,586 ♪ Malo ljubavi i a puno novca, dušo 358 00:21:59,587 --> 00:22:02,893 ♪ Ljubav i novac, ljubav i novac 359 00:22:02,894 --> 00:22:06,067 ♪ Malo ljubavi i puno novca 360 00:22:06,068 --> 00:22:07,972 - Čekaš i čekaš 361 00:22:09,542 --> 00:22:12,616 i odjednom nađeš sebe 362 00:22:14,019 --> 00:22:17,928 na divnom, divnom medenom mjesecu apartman u Las Vegasu, Nevada 363 00:22:22,805 --> 00:22:24,810 sa zgodnim muškarcem, 364 00:22:33,029 --> 00:22:34,031 jak covek 365 00:22:40,212 --> 00:22:43,151 i njegova ljupka, lovely sweetheart. 366 00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:56,948 Sada, znam da može izgledati kao malo neobično 367 00:22:56,949 --> 00:23:01,125 ali, pod datim okolnostima, čekajući tako dugo, pa, 368 00:23:03,330 --> 00:23:06,103 jednostavno izgleda savršeno prirodno. 369 00:23:07,038 --> 00:23:08,507 - Oh, Precious, 370 00:23:08,508 --> 00:23:12,450 samo želimo tvoje venčanje noć da bude sve što može biti. 371 00:23:15,658 --> 00:23:16,660 - Mladiću, 372 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:21,905 mislite da biste mogli pomozi mi da skinem ovu haljinu? 373 00:23:23,074 --> 00:23:26,148 Upravo sam sebi kupio najdragocjeniji peignoir 374 00:23:26,149 --> 00:23:28,151 u suvenirnici hotela. 375 00:23:28,152 --> 00:23:30,390 I samo ću se izvinuti 376 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:35,134 i idi tamo u tu sobu da ga stavim. 377 00:23:38,476 --> 00:23:40,313 - Izvinite, gospođo, ali 378 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,695 prije nego što počnemo s ovim 379 00:23:47,696 --> 00:23:50,202 sve to može biti noc medenog mjeseca, 380 00:23:51,739 --> 00:23:56,515 da li vam smeta ako imamo a malo razgovora o tome 381 00:23:56,516 --> 00:23:59,722 tih deset miliona dolarsko naslijeđe 382 00:23:59,723 --> 00:24:02,062 - Oh, draga, ne večeras. 383 00:24:06,671 --> 00:24:09,311 Izvinite, odmah se vraćam. 384 00:24:21,472 --> 00:24:23,776 - Hajde, dušo, mi moram da odem odavde. 385 00:24:23,777 --> 00:24:26,014 Mislim da joj ne možemo vjerovati. 386 00:24:26,015 --> 00:24:29,221 - Hej, ona ti je žena, dušo. 387 00:24:29,222 --> 00:24:31,461 - Prokletstvo, devojko, na čijoj si ti strani 388 00:24:31,462 --> 00:24:32,462 - Naša strana. 389 00:24:33,232 --> 00:24:34,902 Bićemo bogati. 390 00:24:36,004 --> 00:24:37,607 Da! 391 00:24:37,608 --> 00:24:38,510 - Da! 392 00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:40,246 Loši smo, dušo! 393 00:24:40,247 --> 00:24:41,516 Loši smo, dušo! 394 00:24:41,517 --> 00:24:42,352 Loše! 395 00:24:42,353 --> 00:24:43,821 Loši smo! 396 00:24:43,822 --> 00:24:45,558 Da, loši smo! 397 00:24:45,559 --> 00:24:47,128 Loše, loše, loše, loše! 398 00:24:47,129 --> 00:24:49,635 Loši smo, loši, loši, loši, loši! 399 00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,790 - Oh, Precious! 400 00:25:01,261 --> 00:25:03,031 Oh, izgledaš divno! 401 00:25:04,168 --> 00:25:06,673 - Predivno, draga, predivno. 402 00:25:09,312 --> 00:25:13,422 - Imam samo jednu sitnicu malo usluge da tražim od tebe. 403 00:25:17,363 --> 00:25:21,906 Da li biste razmislili o tome prevelika neprijatnost 404 00:25:21,907 --> 00:25:23,577 da me popričaš sa mojim prvim putom 405 00:25:23,578 --> 00:25:26,350 kao što si ti počeo raditi na selu? 406 00:25:26,351 --> 00:25:29,358 Moram reći da sam našao to je od velike pomoći. 407 00:25:30,527 --> 00:25:31,762 - Ne, Precious. 408 00:25:37,175 --> 00:25:40,014 Sad ti kažeš želiš mog Harryja 409 00:25:40,015 --> 00:25:43,924 da počnete tamo gde ste vi stao na selu? 410 00:25:45,093 --> 00:25:46,795 - Da, draga. 411 00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:50,972 Našao sam metal auta protiv moje kože najuzbudljivije. 412 00:25:54,581 --> 00:25:58,355 Možda bismo mogli da se rekreiramo taj željeni efekat 413 00:25:58,356 --> 00:26:01,194 upravo ovdje na ovome mali stari krevet. 414 00:26:01,195 --> 00:26:03,034 - Oh, odlična ideja. 415 00:26:04,503 --> 00:26:08,945 - Izvinite, gospođo, ali, ah, spuštajući se na koljena, 416 00:26:08,946 --> 00:26:11,818 to je nešto što muškarac obično radi kada se udvara, 417 00:26:11,819 --> 00:26:13,322 ne sa svojom ženom. 418 00:26:14,459 --> 00:26:16,162 - Pa, draga, to je nešto 419 00:26:16,163 --> 00:26:18,768 Ne bih znao ništa o tome. 420 00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:35,438 - Ups, čekaj! 421 00:26:35,439 --> 00:26:36,374 - Šta? 422 00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:37,977 Ne, žuriš, dušo. 423 00:26:37,978 --> 00:26:39,714 Moraš polako. 424 00:26:39,715 --> 00:26:40,716 Evo. 425 00:26:40,717 --> 00:26:41,986 Pusti me, da ti pokažem. 426 00:26:41,987 --> 00:26:43,790 Evo, uzmi ovo i snimi 427 00:26:43,791 --> 00:26:46,697 samo u slučaju da zatreba pozivajte se na to u budućnosti. 428 00:26:46,698 --> 00:26:50,304 Vidiš, moraš to uzeti polako i uzmite si vremena. 429 00:26:50,305 --> 00:26:51,909 Ne možete požurivati. 430 00:26:54,014 --> 00:26:56,685 Najvažnije stvar u životu, 431 00:26:56,686 --> 00:27:00,629 je osigurati ovo traje što je duže moguće. 432 00:27:04,572 --> 00:27:06,474 Ne žuri, dušo. 433 00:27:06,475 --> 00:27:09,715 moraš samo, hm, ulazi u vodu 434 00:27:12,222 --> 00:27:14,894 i neka struja obavi posao. 435 00:27:16,498 --> 00:27:17,433 Mislim da sam dobio ideju. 436 00:27:17,434 --> 00:27:18,902 Zašto mi ne dozvoliš da pokušam? 437 00:27:18,903 --> 00:27:20,071 - Ne morate pitati. 438 00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:21,007 On je tvoj muž. 439 00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:21,944 - Tako je. 440 00:27:21,945 --> 00:27:23,614 - Hajde, draga. 441 00:27:24,951 --> 00:27:26,653 - Plutam. 442 00:27:26,654 --> 00:27:28,324 - Ne, dušo, ne plutam. 443 00:27:28,325 --> 00:27:29,928 - Plutaš. 444 00:27:43,993 --> 00:27:47,266 nauči me, dušo, hajde, nauči me. 445 00:27:47,267 --> 00:27:49,971 O, Bože, plutam li prebrzo? 446 00:27:49,972 --> 00:27:52,010 - Ne, dušo, odlično ti ide. 447 00:27:52,011 --> 00:27:53,546 - Dobro ti ide. 448 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:56,019 - Evo, samo da uđem samo na sitni minut. 449 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:57,290 Drži se. 450 00:28:03,102 --> 00:28:04,304 - Draga, jesi li sigurna 451 00:28:04,305 --> 00:28:05,947 ovo je prvi put jesi li ikada radio ovo? 452 00:28:14,394 --> 00:28:17,434 - Ne mislim ovo je prvi put. 453 00:28:17,435 --> 00:28:19,372 - Oh, dušo, sviđa mi se! 454 00:28:39,918 --> 00:28:40,921 - Loši smo! 455 00:28:41,889 --> 00:28:42,890 Loši smo! 456 00:28:59,663 --> 00:29:01,299 - „Pretpostavljam da verovatno 457 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:02,535 "da li to shvati do sada, crvene cipele, 458 00:29:02,536 --> 00:29:05,140 "to A, Precious nije bila naslednica, 459 00:29:05,141 --> 00:29:07,144 „nije bilo deset milion dolara, 460 00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:09,484 „B, nije bila cak i sa juga, 461 00:29:09,485 --> 00:29:11,221 "bila je iz sjeverne države New York, 462 00:29:11,222 --> 00:29:12,724 "ali njen naglasak je bio dobar, 463 00:29:12,725 --> 00:29:15,731 "i C, za koji znam da će teško ti je povjerovati, 464 00:29:15,732 --> 00:29:19,439 „Precious je definitivno bio nije djevica." 465 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,742 To ste rekli. 466 00:29:20,743 --> 00:29:22,547 Rekao si da nije djevica. 467 00:29:23,382 --> 00:29:25,520 Svađao sam se sa tobom. 468 00:29:25,521 --> 00:29:26,689 Bio si u pravu. 469 00:29:26,690 --> 00:29:27,971 izvinjavam se. 503